I know the spam thing is getting old, but this one is just too good:
From: "Medallion R. Basting"
Subject: Mark, medication for you
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 08:31:20 -0700
Live as you wish your kids would.
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
Mark, cheapest medications around.
The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
My heart that was rapt away by the wild cherry blossoms -- will it return to my body when they scatter?
Nothing is so soothing to our self esteem as to find our bad traits in our forebears. It seems to absolve us.
No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back.