These things never work for me!...

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favourite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot: Paprika Canada?

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied: Jammer Marlboro?

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb: Bass Ale Harrison?

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived: Donald Old Farm Road Annex?