Happy, err...'President's' Day.

That's right children, once upon a time the United States had an *elected* president...

Nothing like Presidents' Day hot (or cold, as the case may be) on the heels of Valentine's Day for to provide a dynamic duo of personal and political alienation. Now if they could just throw a religious holiday in there as well they'd have all of their bases covered.

If one didn't get fucked on Saturday, well, today we can all remember how fucked we ALL really are...

Hee hee. I'm really not that bitter, it just makes for a good joke...