Oh great, watch the "elf porn" hits come rolling in.

Though given the comliness of the actors and actresses who play the elves in the films, I guess I can kind of understand.

Actually, I believe the first "sex scene" I ever encountered as a wee lad was in the comic book "Elfquest," which I assume my parents thought was safe since, hell, it was about ELVES.

It was either that or the movie ZARDOZ which, unbenknownst to my hapless parents, was the feature playing before MOONRAKER one summer night at the drive-in. What the hell my parents were doing taking me to the drive-in to see a Bond film, I will never know. Had I not encountered naked people on the screen, I'm sure if I looked closely I could have spied some in cars.