Zombies vs. Jesus

Zombies Push Jesus from Top of North American Box Office

Why settle for a barely credible gory story about just ONE guy who ostensibly came back from the dead, when you can go see a barely credible gory story about LOTS of people coming back from the dead.

The choice is obvious, I think.

Plus Jesus speaks in Aramaic. Zombies go "Aarrrrwwarraaarrrhhh."

Jesus loves you. Zombies want to eat your brains.