Jan 15, 2006

Brilliant. Courtesy of Lorna.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mark Lamoureux!

  1. Mark Lamoureux once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

  2. To check whether Mark Lamoureux is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Mark Lamoureux will sink, and fresh Mark Lamoureux will float!

  3. Ostriches stick their heads in Mark Lamoureux not to hide but to look for water!

  4. Early thermometers were filled with Mark Lamoureux instead of mercury.

  5. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Mark Lamoureux.

  6. If you toss Mark Lamoureux 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!

  7. If you drop Mark Lamoureux from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.

  8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Mark Lamoureux.

  9. Mark Lamoureux is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.

  10. More people are killed by Mark Lamoureux each year than die in aeroplane accidents.

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