Blame the Following on Aaron and Bibliogal
First real kiss: When I was about 10 my Grandmother on my Dad's side was really drunk at Christmas and decided she was going to teach me how to properly kiss a woman when I was kissing her goodbye.
First job: K-Mart, "Assistant Helper."
First screen name: Priapism1972
First funeral: Cat: "Frosty." Kitty cancer. Very sad.
First pet: Cat: "Frosty."
First piercing: Done professionally or myself?
First true love: Rolling Rock, 1st day of college
First big trip: Pennsylvania, Dad brought us to Antietam. He really likes sites of bloody historical battles and massacres.
Last big car ride: Cab, to the dentist. Not very long, but it seemed like years because I had to pee.
Last good cry: I'm crying right now.
Last movie seen: I don't know what it was called, but it was on the internet...
Last beverage drank: Coffee.
Last food consumed: Roasted Mushroom Turnover with Tomato Chutney. Gotta love the HBS cafeteria.
Last phone call: To my boss saying I slept through my alarm again.
Last TV show watched: I hate TV. Sometimes at P & K's house they have the TV on. They really like "Everybody Loves Raymond." I don't understand.
Last shoes worn: Some cheapo Italian looking things from Berk's (on feet as we speak).
Last CD played: Frou Frou, "Details," I'm afraid.
Last item bought: Psychopharmaceuticals.
Last disappointment: GH
Last soda drank: Ginger Ale
Last ice cream eaten: I have no idea.
Last shirt worn: Um, a white T-shirt. Over which is a blue sweater. What kind of stupid question is this?
Yes, I'm probably lying mercilessly. Or maybe not.
Cracking myself up again.