**** Free Poetry ****
That's right folks, this numbskull from Craigslist will write you a poem for free. That's right, gratis. "Suprise your significant other with some rhymes about your feelings or just a paradise setting on a rainy day to bring a smile to you face, it is completely up to you."
I know you were all thinking that the post was me. However, I do not work for free. I do however accept beer, sexual favors, or trades.